Discovering America Travelogue (6): Florida Extravaganza! March 2022

Winter blues and an urge to explore prompted our 12-day tour of the Sunshine State, March 10 – 21, 2022. Travelers: one of my daughters, my husband, and moi.

March 10

A successful snaking and circling of the same old (but repaved) convoluted traffic patterns brings you to the spiffy-new LaGuardia Airport terminal. I still hold a place in my heart for the 1964 terminal, which, in 2014, a pol likened to that of a “third world country.”

LGA Terminal

 

Evening flight to Jacksonville. The JAX airport has tons of rocking chairs, a creepy giant person in a window,

JAX Airport Window: creepy giant person

 

and a beautiful art installation in the baggage claim area. “The River” by Peter Hite is composed entirely of postage stamps.

Part of “The River”

 

We rented a car in the terminal and were directed to the garage across the street. The man in the Budget booth glanced at our contract and said, “Wait here.” Twenty minutes passed, customers coming and going, their cars delivered to them, easy as you please. The man assured us, “Your car is coming soon. It was parked two miles away.” Oh.

Ten minutes later, still waiting, we showed the contract to three women in Budget uniforms, chatting nearby. One of them found the car 100 yards away, parked in the aisle in front of us. “Next time, ask one of us, not him!” They laughed, throwing oblique looks at the man in the booth.

March 11

For much of our east coast tour, the Sunshine State gave us 50s, 60s, wind, and rain. The first day, we drove around Jacksonville in the downpour, fondly recalling our umbrella stash back home. We admired the exteriors of rain-soaked buildings, the performing arts center, a huge county courthouse, and the public library with an owl sculpture.

Jacksonville Library

 

Then, a pleasant surprise. We happened upon MOCA, the Museum of Contemporary Art, and dashed inside. Damply, we enjoyed the installation “Letters of Love” by Chiharu Shiota,

Hubby and me behind Letters of Love

 

and works by Karen Seapker, Didier William, Jiha Moon, and Jessica Hische.

Vilano Beach

Facing up to reality, we purchased umbrellas at Target.

Driving south on coastline Route AIA in blinding rain, we got out to look at Vilano Beach for 5 minutes during a slight let up. The wind laughed at our flimsy umbrellas.

A beautiful beach. This was our second 5 minutes on this beach. We’d been here in 50-degree weather in February 2020 [see photo in Travelogue (4)], when we vowed to return on a nice weather day. Oh well.

St. Augustine hotels were full, so we checked into a Quality Inn, 20 minutes away in Elkton. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Avoid The Un-Quality Inn of Elkton at all costs! Our ground floor room, which smelled like cigarette smoke, had a jimmied door lock and faced the parking lot, where a man sat in his car for hours, staring at us whenever we entered or exited. Quality Inn customer service responded to my negative review with a four-paragraph apology email, expressing the “hope to see you back again, so we can show how we improved and give you a far better experience!” Sorry to dash your hopes.

At 7 p.m. the rain stopped. We gladly hightailed out of our rooms, back to “the Oldest City in the U.S.” Had a lovely walk around historic Castillo de San Marcos National Monument and through the old City Gates to the pedestrian mall with shops on St. George Street.

Castillo de San Marcos National Monument

At 9 p.m., it started raining again.

March 12

Drove south on AIA, arriving in Daytona Beach around noon. The rain yielded to a cold, gray, windy day on the last weekend of Daytona Bike Week. Leather-clad bikers paraded their noisy machines, many blasting music from speakers. The bikers came in all shapes, sizes, colors, and ages (Boomers predominating). At an outdoor beer garden on Main Street, a band played a cover of the 1967 hit, “Sunshine of Your Love” by Cream.

Do we look cool?

 

After Main Street, we took a cold walk on the famous beach of flat, hard-packed sand you can drive on, though we didn’t see any beach drivers or many beach walkers for that matter. Too cold. On the boardwalk that isn’t a boardwalk (brick and concrete) we read commemorative plaques with world records from past races.

“Bullets are the only Rivals”

 

Out of Daytona on Route 1 south (because AIA dead-ends halfway down the barrier reef), we spied Cape Canaveral in the distance, then cut back to AIA at Cocoa Beach, through neighborhoods of small, well-kept homes and passed Patrick Space Force Base. An hour before sunset, we stopped at Sebastian Inlet State Park and enjoyed watching the fisherman and beautiful waterfowl. Dinnertime! Dozens of pelicans put on a show, dramatically divebombing for fish.

Bird at Sebastian Inlet State Park

 

Continuing south to Fort Pierce, we checked into our hotel and went to dinner at Tutto Fresco in Port St. Lucie. Delicious food, highly recommended!

March 13

Drove west, inland to Lake Okeechobee. Not much of interest in the nearby town or barren landscape surrounding the lake, with many RV communities. After picnic lunch in the small Lake Okeechobee Park, we drove 12 miles to the “Scenic Trail” entrance. Not well marked, missed it, found it. Walked a couple of miles on the lake rim, turned and walked back. Saw Rainbow Lizards (agamas) and other interesting critters.

Rainbow lizard

 

Returned east, went over the Seaway Avenue Bridge to Hutchinson Island and south on AIA. We stopped at Frederick Douglass Park for a long walk on the cold, windy, empty beach. Beautiful surf. We continued south on AIA to downtown Stuart for an enjoyable evening strolling the boardwalk along St. Lucie River and streets of shops and restaurants. Ate at Spritz City Bistro followed by ice cream at Kilwins on Osceola St. Good choices! Recommended.

March 14

Checked out of Fort Pierce and drove south on I-95 for about an hour, then back to the coast, Route 704, the Royal Park Bridge, south on AIA through ritzy neighborhoods, Mar-a-Lago and Palm Beach. Stopped at Phipps Ocean Park for a long walk on the beach, the weather starting to warm up, sun peeking through clouds. A nice park with crowds of huge iguanas. We loved watching them, even if Palm Beach wants to get rid of them. Euthanasia services are available. 😬

Florida Iguanas

 

A bit further south, we had picnic lunch at Ocean Inlet Park. We weren’t as impressed with this park, possibly because the weather turned nasty again!

To speed up the trip, we took I-95 to Miami, arriving at 5:30 p.m. Checked into our nice, clean Air BnB apartment in the “Barbizon” building on Ocean Drive in South Beach.

The Barbizon

 

Despite “Spring Break” season, our place was relatively quiet, the streets not overly crowded. Bad weather will do that, even in Miami! At sunset, we walked on the “boardwalk” (brick pedestrian walkway) to South Pointe Park (yes, spelled like pointe shoes!), where you can see, across the water, Port Miami’s cruise ships, the Miami skyline, and Fisher Island.

South Pointe Park

 

On the way back, we admired the Art Deco buildings in South Beach and had a delicious meal at Kalamata Mediterranean Cuisine Restaurant. Recommended!

March 15

Big beautiful beach and, dadgum it, we were going! The weather report said low 70s, intermittent showers. I sat on my towel, battered by blasts of rain, bravely clutching my Target umbrella that shuddered in the wind. Gave up.

Less wind in Lummus Park, which runs between the beach and Ocean Drive. We enjoyed watching women’s college volleyball matches as the rain diminished to sprinkles.

Late afternoon, took a long walk over the AIA Bridge to Miami (MacArthur Causeway), looking down at the cruise terminals and coast guard facilities. Just okay, not too exciting. On the way back, dashed into a Publix, barely avoiding the next torrential downpour!

That evening, we drove across the bridge and toured several neighborhoods in Miami. Most interesting was Wynwood, the design district, where people on the street listened to live percussion.

Design District Miami

 

Back in South Beach at about 9 p.m., got a sidewalk table at La Locanda. Delicious Italian food, a good choice!

March 16

Finally, a real beach day, sunny and low 80s, but we had to check out of the Barbizon! Goodbye South Beach. We donned bathing suits, packed up and drove up the coast to North Beach Oceanside Park.

Sun and swimming in turquoise blue water. Woo-hoo! This is the life!

Or…risk of death? What are those weird blue balloons all over the beach? Dead jellyfish? Didn’t know at the time but found out later that the “Portuguese Man-of-War” is multiple organisms combined. Saw one wiggling its pointy end.

Portuguese Man-of-War

 

Beware! If alive, the tentacles sting.

Stinging tentacles

 

No worries. Stings are painful but only “rarely fatal.”

Late afternoon, west to Naples on I-75, known as “Alligator Alley” or the “Everglades Parkway.” If there were alligators, we didn’t see them. High winds pummeled the car, and a flash downpour brought traffic to a creeping pace for 10 minutes. Literally couldn’t see a thing. A minute before the rain started, birds frantically flapped away and disappeared. They knew what was coming and weren’t sticking around.

March 16 p.m. – March 18

Wonderful visit in Naples with my sister and brother-in-law. 80s and sunny. We spent time at the pool and on the Gulf beach at Lowdermilk Park.

Sis and Me on Naples Beach

 

Looking for good food in Naples? (other than my sister’s cooking) Saigon to Paris Café has a unique menu featuring, you guessed it, French and Vietnamese cuisine. Delicious!

Left Naples the evening of March 18 and drove north on I-75 to Nokomis, where we checked into the Home2 Suites at about 8:30. A very comfortable, new hotel. The desk manager Tony helps you remember his name by lifting his leg and pointing twice: “Toe, knee!”

Night life in Nokomis is less impressive, however. Toe-knee recommended, Pop’s Sunset Grill, supposedly open for dinner until 10 p.m. At 9:05 the place was bursting with happy eaters. We asked for a table and they turned us away! The kitchen had just closed.

A couple of other restaurants looked closed as well, so we decided to pick up something to fix in our little kitchen at Home2Suites. The Publix was closed. Seems 9 p.m. is time to shutter the town of Nokomis. We barely made it to another Publix 20 minutes away before it closed at 10 p.m.

March 19

I don’t have much else to say about the Nokomis-Venice beach area. It may be very lovely, but even Toe-Knee couldn’t convince us to stick around. We drove north and went to the Sarasota County Fair. Chickens, goats, rabbits, “swine,” cows, and even camels. Elaborately patterned roosters were my favorite.

Camel at Sarasota County Fair

 

After that, we went to the Ringling Museum of Art. An absolute MUST SEE if you find yourself in Sarasota. John Ringling (1866-1936), the fifth of seven Ringling Brothers, was one of the wealthiest men in the world until he went belly up in the Great Depression. He bequeathed his leftovers—his art museum and home—to the state of Florida.

Ringling Art Museum

 

No small thing. The art collection is huge and astonishing. His home Ca’ d’Zan (“The House of John” in Venetian dialect) is a 30-room mansion inspired by Venetian Gothic palaces, with a terrace extending to the Gulf’s edge. After touring the mansion, we stood on the terrace and watched fish leaping five feet out of the water. We figured they must be reincarnated circus performers.

Ca’ d’Zan

 

Drove north over the fantastic Sunshine Skyway Bridge (see Travelogue 4) to Indian Rocks Beach, where we’d booked a suite for two nights at the Holiday Inn & Suites Harborside, 401 2d St. Check in was interesting.

A young man named Clayton (new on the job?) was behind the desk with his manager. Upon hearing my name, the boss said, “Oh! We were just talking about you!” She launched into a lengthy explanation and apology. We’d have to switch suites in the morning because a plumber was coming. No worries, the plumbing works, but the access point to the problematic plumbing is in our suite. So sorry. They’ll do everything possible not to disrupt our stay. If we plan to be out in the morning, they will happily move our luggage and hold it in the office because they don’t even know where we’ll be moved. Everything depends on who checks out first. On and on. Okay.

Went to the suite, opened the door, stopped dead in our tracks. The place was full of possessions, including a half-full bottle of tequila and glasses on the kitchen counter. Didn’t stay long enough to see who’d been drinking.

Returned to the office where Clayton was now alone. I slapped the keycard down. “This suite is occupied!” He rolled his eyes and exclaimed, “Of course it is!” before running into the back room. Hmm…  Clayton seemed to know something about our suite that maybe the boss didn’t. Had she disbelieved him? Exerted her ill-informed authority to cause him humiliation in front of a hotel guest? I was not to find out.

Minutes later Clayton returned, sans boss, and explained that the suite was an Air BnB rental. Oh. Tension mounted as he typed and jabbed at his keyboard endlessly. No vacancies? The place was hopping with people. I was mentally planning a lawsuit for breach of contract when Clayton, finally, produced a new keycard. This suite was just like the one we’d reserved, he said, but so sorry, it’s on the other side of the building, no harbor view, so the boss took $200 off our bill. We’d still have to switch in the morning.

Luckily, the new suite was uninhabited. But, what? “Switch in the morning” was really annoying and made no sense at all. Harborview? Who cares? I called the office. “Right, of course! Let me ask!” Clayton put me on hold for a consult with the boss and returned with a promise of two uninterrupted nights!

Once settled, we liked the place. The town was very busy. That evening, we scoped out several restaurants, all with wait times, and decided on PJ’s Oyster Bar. Had a drink and waited 45 minutes with the overflow crowd in the parking lot. The food and service were pretty good.

For dessert, delicious ice cream at the Tropical Bar, 435 Gulf Blvd, Indian Rocks Beach. My mouth is watering thinking about this again.

March 20

Indian Rocks Beach. A warm day but very windy, making it somewhat uncomfortable. The sand is so fine that, within minutes, our towels disappeared under it. Didn’t swim but walked and had a lotta fun watching excellent kite surfers, real pros.

 

Speaking of professionals, here is an action shot from our miniature golf game (onsite at the Holiday Inn & Suites Harborside). The pink ball was inside that tunnel, I sat down to make the shot and tumbled backward as the ball rolled into the hole. Great form, eh?

 

Late in the day, we walked over the Indian Rocks Causeway Bridge to the George C. McGough Nature Park. Loved this little park with a long boardwalk and live animal exhibits, including 22 rescued, non-releasable birds (owls, hawks & an eagle). We also tried out the kids’ playground, which had better than usual play structures, including a zipline. Speaking again of pros, here is my daughter zipping along. (You will thank me for not including photos of myself on the seesaw and chickening out from standing on the zipline.)

Dinner at Villa Gallace. Excellent Italian cuisine, highly recommend!

March 21

Our last day! We spent the morning at the Florida Aquarium in Tampa. Really nice, but if I must compare, the Georgia Aquarium is superior [see Travelogue (4)].

We had an evening flight out of Jacksonville. Drove most of the way on Route 301, parts of it scenic, through small towns and countryside.

Thanks for traveling along!

 

As vacation memories fade, it’s time to turn back to my latest writing project, a novel very different from my legal mystery series. Please enjoy all six of the Dana Hargrove novels. Power Blind (2022) is the latest and the last!

 

 

Happy trails to you! Remember to bring a good book along!

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Discovering America Travelogue (4) — February 2020

 

I started writing this travelogue a month ago. Now, as we shelter in to flatten the curve, the crowded restaurants and traffic jams mentioned in this post are from a past world. Let’s hope we’re all on the move again soon.


What do Charlotte, Atlanta, Naples, Savannah, and Washington D.C. have in common? They were all stops on our latest mileage consumption, February 13-25. Twelve days of great discoveries.

First leg, New York to Charlotte, N.C., mostly on I-81. Back roads are nice, but if you must take an interstate, I-81 is quite scenic, especially in the rolling hill country of West Virginia.

Charlotte is a sizable city with a small-town feel. The skyscrapers are beautifully lit at night.

We enjoyed dinner at Duckworth’s (I’ve never seen so many beer pulls and TV screens), where the waiter carded me when I ordered a glass of wine. Yes, you say, that’s because I don’t look a day over 20. (Has nothing to do with Duckworth’s carding policy.)

The next morning we had breakfast at the Red Eye Diner, where the motto is: “Life is Short. Eat Great Food and Have Fun.”

At the Red Eye, you’ll enjoy your comfort food surrounded by iconic photos and souvenirs of rock ’n roll legends.

Then, on to Atlanta, mostly on I-85, where entry into peach country is marked by the tall “Peachoid” water tower in Gaffney, South Carolina.

By late afternoon, we settled into our Airbnb apartment on Peachtree Street NE, then headed to the Cumberland Mall for dinner. It has tons of restaurants and is close to the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Center, where we had tickets for the Atlanta Ballet. Got there, and oops, little did we know that 99% of Atlanta descends on the Mall for Saturday dinner. After circling like raptors, sheer luck got us a spot in the outer reaches of the enormous parking lot. Our trek began. A sea of shimmering cars, inquiries at half a dozen restaurants, all with an hour wait. Time to pull out our tried-and-true strategy. The trick is to spy a couple of empty seats at the bar and waltz past the crush of people at the door. We did this (with the hostess’s blessing) at Ted’s Montana Grill and had a delicious dinner. Seats at the bar can be just as comfortable as a table and far more interesting: You get to watch the bartenders at work.

The Atlanta Ballet was simply excellent. We saw “Elemental Brubeck” (delightful choreo by Lar Lubovitch, music by Dave Brubeck), “Tuplet” (unique, contemporary, surprising, and funny choreo by Alexander Ekman, music and sound by Mikael Karlsson), and “Sunrise Divine” (contemporary ballet Complexions-style by Dwight Rhoden, arrangement and original music by Dr. Kevin P. Johnson, awesome live gospel performance by the Spelman College Glee Club). And (reality check), at the Cobb Center (unlike Lincoln Center), there are no lines for the ladies’ room at intermission. I commend the architect.

The next day, Sunday, was rainy and cold (45-50˚), not the best for outdoor sightseeing. We started the morning with toasted bagel and coffee at Einstein Bros. Bagels (a favorite of ours when on the road!), and went to the Atlanta History Center. Really interesting. A refresher course on the Civil War, Reconstruction, and the U.S. Supreme Court’s abysmal opinions, 1870s to 1950s, which gutted the early Civil Rights Act and the Equal Protection Clause. Here is a good historical summary of Court decisions on civil rights.

On the museum grounds, we visited the historic Swan House, maintained in the style of a wealthy Atlanta family in the 1930s. My favorite room was the kitchen.

Later that afternoon, my husband gave in to my repeated demands to see the Georgia Aquarium. Once we were there, he had to agree—fish are fine entertainment. They come in an amazing variety of shapes, sizes, and colors, and appear to be just as happy in those large tanks as they would be in their natural habitats, unlike caged and restless zoo animals that stir up your guilt feelings.

Here is the cool place where they swim on top and all around you.

The Aquarium is in Centennial Olympic Park where the 1996 Summer Olympic Games were held. By the time we finished with the fish it was dinnertime, so we walked across the park to Ruth Chris’s Steakhouse.

A chilly night, but the fog, obscuring parts of the buildings, was very beautiful.

 

The huge restaurant was half empty, but they still denied us a table. “Reservation only.” (Did we look that bad?) The real reason seemed to be the limited staff for a Sunday. So, again, we grabbed seats at the bar and had a delicious dinner. The best steak I’ve ever eaten. No kidding.

 

While packing the next morning, I narrowly escaped death from a hidden hazard in our Airbnb: a huge picture came crashing down. Only after the crash did we see that it had not been fastened to the wall but merely propped on a table.

I was so unnerved that I left my travel buddy behind on the bed—not my husband, my favorite memory-foam pillow. A hundred miles down I-75, I noticed the loss. At our next stop, Brooksville FL, I bought another pillow at a Bed Bath and Beyond, and then we had dinner at Carrabba’s Italian Grill. The food was good, but the service somewhat hilarious. The very young, eager-to-please waitperson was so intent on delivering her rehearsed lines that she was deaf to our needs. For example, “Take your time,” was her cheerful directive upon delivering the check as she swept away, with a smile, our coffee and pie, only half-consumed and still desired.

The next morning, we started the last leg to Naples, taking a scenic route. At Tampa, we took I-275 across the bay, picked up to-go lunch at a Publix, and went to Indian Rocks Beach to eat. Finally some warmth after the chilly temperatures in Charlotte and Atlanta! After lunch, I couldn’t resist a stop for ice cream at Tropical Ice Cream & Coffee, on Gulf Blvd. Highly recommended!

 

Then, down the peninsula on Routes 699 and 19, through the resort beach towns, to St. Petersburg and onto the amazing Sunshine Skyway Bridge, I-275. Spectacular. Later, I Wikipediaed the Skyway and learned of the disaster in 1980, when a freighter slammed into the southbound span of the old bridge, causing its collapse, killing 35. They used the northbound span until the new bridge opened in 1987, and kept a small section of the old bridge for a fishing pier.

Got to Naples and spent three gorgeous days of sunny weather, 80-85˚, much better than our trip in January 2019, when it was unpleasantly cold and rainy. Naples isn’t new to us, a place to visit family, to have good times, great food and conversation either at home or on the beach or by the pool. A new experience this trip was a pleasant boat ride on the Gordon River at the Conservancy of Southwest Florida. Our boat captain/tour guide, who may have been 101 years old, was very knowledgeable about the mangroves and wildlife. I was only mildly nervous about his navigating abilities.

On Friday, Feb 21, we left Naples and drove to St. Augustine, arriving about 6 p.m., after construction and traffic jams around Orlando. Goodbye warm weather. Freezing and windy! We crossed the Tolomato River on the Francis and Mary Usina Bridge from St. Augustine to Vilano Beach. Do I look like I’m having fun?

As you might guess, our “walk” on the beach lasted two minutes. I’d like to visit the beautiful Vilano Beach again someday—when it’s warm.

We had a nice dinner at 180 Vilano Grill (seafood for me, pizza for Kevin). The food was delish, but we were seated in the last available booth, directly across from the bathroom door, which I kept closing when people left it open. Our tendency to choose crowded restaurants must be a sign of our instinct for finding the best ones!

That night, we stayed at the Hampton Inn & Suites in Vilano Beach, where dozens of ladies wearing pirate hats were having a convention, eating pizza and salad in the lobby and ballroom. Our room was very nice, but gave us an unpleasant surprise. As usual, I got out of bed in the middle of the night, not bothering to turn on the lights. Too blinding. Then, very strange. Was I dreaming? In the dark bathroom, I padded through a thin layer of water. There’d been a slow leak in a pipe under the sink. The bottom of my PJs got wet. Luckily, I had another pair.

The next day, Saturday Feb 22, we left St. Augustine and drove north on Route 1, a nice wide parkway (part of the “Dixie Highway”) Near Jacksonville, we took I-295 over the St. Johns River on another impressive cable bridge, the Dames Point Bridge (officially the Napoleon Bonaparte Broward Bridge).

About 2 o’clock we stopped in Savannah GA for lunch. The historic district was hopping with live music and people shamelessly imbibing on the streets, already half drunk. Then it dawned on us, oh, yeah, this is the weekend before Mardi Gras (either that, or Savannah is a 24/7 party town). Drinking and carousing didn’t appeal to us, so we got in line for a table at Vinny Van Go-Go’s Pizza. Yes, another crowded restaurant. The pizza was pretty good. Cash only! Not many places like that are still around. Luckily, we had the cash, and not much was needed. Conveniently next door was a fabulous ice cream place, Savannah’s Candy Kitchen. As you might guess, I was not about to resist.

Thus refreshed, we drove to our next stop, Fayetteville NC, for an overnight rest before completing the drive to Washington D.C. The next day on I-95, there was an accident near Richmond VA, and the Google lady told us to take exit 104 to US 301. A lovely detour. We enjoyed this nice little highway with cows and farms and hills before getting into D.C., late afternoon. Checked into the Washington Court Hotel on New Jersey Avenue. Comfortable and very convenient to the Mall. After a stroll at sunset, we had a lovely dinner at the bistro in the hotel.

Monday February 24, legislators were back at work after their Presidents’ Week break. We went to Kirstin Gillibrand’s office in the Russell Senate Office building, and an intern gave us passes to the House and Senate Galleries. The Russell building, like all the government buildings we visited, is fitted with opulent amounts of marble, hallways as wide as two-lane highways, and ceilings 20 feet above our heads. Grand and beautiful, with its implicit statement of lofty purpose, but undoubtedly a fortune in tax dollars to heat, cool, and maintain.

Our next stop was Congress, where nothing was happening. We saw the empty House chamber and decided to return at 3 p.m., when the Senate would be in session. We walked past the U.S. Supreme Court, where oral argument was underway in the case of U.S. Forest Service and Atlantic Coast Pipeline LLC v Cowpasture River Preservation Assn. At stake in this case (read here) is a permit for a right-of-way for a natural gas pipeline to tunnel 600 feet beneath the Appalachian Trail. Outside the Court were a few news reporters, demonstrators opposed to the pipeline, and a blocks-long line to get inside for a three-minute look at oral argument.

We declined the opportunity to spend hours in that line, instead going next door to the Library of Congress, resplendent with beautiful art and inspirational quotes on the walls, ceilings, lunettes. Here is one of the paintings of the ideals (all female, of course) Wisdom, Understanding, Knowledge, and Philosophy.

Another favorite of mine is the mural panel “Courage” by artist George Willoughby Maynard, not to be mistaken as COVERAGE, spelled with a typo. I suppose our desire to look erudite is the driving motivation behind adherence to the ancient Roman convention of using V’s instead of U’s.

The Library houses several interesting exhibits. We spent the most time in Exploring the Early Americas (read: Invading the Early Americas), with its interactive maps of indigenous peoples dealing with and defending against self-entitled Europeans.

Here is the Gutenberg Bible, the first book printed from movable metal type in 1455.

We had lunch in the spacious 6th floor cafeteria in the James Madison Memorial Building. Tons of food choices, a wall of windows on the city, and swarms of government employees (giving me flashbacks of my lunch breaks in years gone by). We returned to the Supreme Court (oral argument now over), and sat in the courtroom, listening to an energetic former federal law clerk, who finished her lecture about the Court with a punchline: The highest court in the land is not the one we were sitting in but the one directly above us on a higher floor—a basketball court for the Justices and their staffs. Yours Truly, Esq., did not learn much of anything new from the lecture, but my curiosity was satisfied, seeing the space where important cases are heard. The magnificence of the courtroom does not outclass the beautiful New York appellate courts where I have argued and worked, the First and Second Department Appellate Divisions, respectively.

We were back on Capitol Hill at 2:30, hopefully in time for the pledge of allegiance and opening prayer at 3:00, but security took too long. When we tiptoed into the Senate gallery (balcony) at about 3:20, Senator Tammy Baldwin (D-Wisconsin) was standing at the podium, facing the empty chamber, reading a speech. We were mystified. Was this a rehearsal of some kind? All 100 seats were empty, each desk with a little white booklet in the middle. Behind Senator Baldwin sat the presiding officer (not VP Pence or President Pro Tempore Grassley but a designee). At the long desk in front of her sat a few officials (e.g. legislative clerk and secretary), and on the carpeted steps on the sides sat a dozen or more 16-year-old pages, eager for something to do. Occasionally, one would jump up and deliver a glass of water to the presiding officer, who seemed to need four or five cupsful during the speech. It was quite long.

Soon enough, it became clear that the speech was a relic of the past. I peeked over the shoulder of the woman sitting next to me, who was following along in one of those little white booklets. (How did we miss getting one of those?) It was President Washington’s Farewell Address from 1796. Later, I learned of the yearly Senate tradition, dating back to 1888, for a different Senator to deliver the Address during the week of Washington’s birthday. Perhaps it’s time to reconsider this tradition? We could save on printing costs for all those wasted little booklets. The Senators aren’t interested.

To give you a flavor, here is the opening paragraph-long sentence of Washington’s speech:

“The period for a new election of a citizen to administer the executive government of the United States being not far distant, and the time actually arrived when your thoughts must be employed in designating the person who is to be clothed with that important trust, it appears to me proper, especially as it may conduce to a more distinct expression of the public voice, that I should now apprise you of the resolution I have formed, to decline being considered among the number of those out of whom a choice is to be made.”

Translation: “I’m not running for a third term.”

Washington’s advice, designed to inspire and guide future generations (i.e. us), is to beware the forces of geographical sectionalism, political factionalism, and foreign influence as potentially undermining our national interest, our independence, and republican form of government. Here is Washington’s Farewell Address, just in case you are dying to read it.

Still awake when the speech ended, we stuck around for another hour and saw several senators speak for about 10 minutes each. One by one, they addressed an empty chamber, as a stenographer stood nearby, typing on a steno machine hanging from her neck. Sen. McConnell recognized the career of retired Navy Adm. Joseph Maguire whose service as acting Director of National Intelligence “concluded last week” (read: he was replaced); Sen. Casey honored three people from Pennsylvania for Black History Month; Sen. Cornyn spoke in support of bills to prohibit abortions after 20 weeks and to protect babies born alive during late-term abortions; and Sen. Boozman spoke in support of a bill to improve delivery of veterans’ health care, then paid tribute to the author of True Grit, Charles Portis, who had just died in his home state of Arkansas. At the outset of each speech, the presiding officer granted, “without objection,” the senator’s request, stated differently by each, that “the quorum call be rescinded” or “be dispensed with” or “be vitiated.”

This experience disabused me of my impression that a quorum of senators is present in the chamber during speeches like this. If you watch Senate proceedings on TV, it’s not so obvious that no one is in the room. At about quarter after five we had to leave, not knowing that (found out later) the session went on until almost 8 p.m. You can watch the entire five hours here on CSpan.

We met our nephew at Reren Lamen & Bar for delicious Asian fusion cuisine and good conversation. The wall with the big green dragon is great background for selfies. The next morning was rainy and cold and we were all vacationed out. We abandoned our tentative plans for more touring and hit the road home.

A final, very important note: With all those hours in the car, audiobooks are essential. We listened to two. On the way to Florida, it was The Accident by Chris Pavone, about an anonymous manuscript that contains a dark secret about a powerful mogul and the various people who get murdered for trying to publish or profit from it. Entertaining for a car trip, but I found Pavone’s first novel, The Expats, a better thriller. On the way home we listened to the classic, A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway. I highly recommend this audiobook, read by John Slattery, who brings the characters alive with his excellent narration.

Yes, this has been a long blog post, something to fill up the stay-at-home-itis. Congratulations are due anyone reading this to the end. Email me for your free prize, an e-book of your choice!

Let’s hope we’ll all be traveling and dining out again soon. Stay safe and healthy.